She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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