flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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