so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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