youre lurking in front of me
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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