she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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