you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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