I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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