You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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