doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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