I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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