this beer tastes like vomit already
if only i could text you this smell
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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