I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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