And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize