I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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