I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She announced her abortion via fbk
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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