come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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