i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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