shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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