i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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