i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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