you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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