It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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