"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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