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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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