dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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