I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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