i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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