i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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