i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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