girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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