Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.