i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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