All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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