Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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