I wish I could punch you in the face.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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