So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
