I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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