What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
