You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm gonna fight the coyote
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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