the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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