Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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