Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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