Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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