operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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