did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You smell like stripper and shame
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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