: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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