yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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