I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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