all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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