love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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