I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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