I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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