if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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