Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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