Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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