he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
is it fun? or sober?
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