Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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